riker-the-pirate:

I don’t care who Rocky and Ross date as long as:
they’re happy, Rydellington is together, Riker is mine.

ellingtonsdrums:

It’s FUCKING OFFICIAL RYDELLINGTON HAS SLAYED US ALL

kodoris:

when is her day off

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

levels of love

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

plaemon:

How does I draw 14 y/os.

Apparently he’s 18, SO NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

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