I don’t care who Rocky and Ross date as long as:
they’re happy, Rydellington is together, Riker is mine.
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*